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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
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Where did the kittens go for their class field trip?
The mew-seum
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What is a cat's favorite snack?
Mice cream
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What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple
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What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain
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What do you call a cat wrapped in a blanket?
A purrito
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How do cats share secrets?
They whis-purr
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What kind of car do cats drive?
A Furrari
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Why did the two cats decide to get married?
They were a purr-fect match
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Why did the cat start a construction company?
It loved to build from scratch
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What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice
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Why are cats great negotiators?
They are very purr-suasive
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Dogs can't work MRI machines...
But cat scan!
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Why don't cats enjoy online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue
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Why did the cat wear a tuxedo to the party?
He was feline fancy
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How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up
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What is a cat's favorite group exercise class?
Paw-lates
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What did the cat say when it was confused?
"I'm completely purr-plexed."
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What's the cat's favorite classic novel?
The Great Catsby
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What do cats use to make their coffee?
A purr-colator!
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