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Dogs jokes

What does a British dog say when he bumps into you?
Where do you put barking dogs?
What did the waiter say to the dog at the restaurant?
What did the dog say to his Pikachu toy?
What's a dog's favorite type of pizza?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the Dachshund have to take a nap in the shade?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
What did the romantic dog say?
Dogs can't work MRI machines...
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
What does a dog get after finishing obedience school?
What's a dog's favorite holiday?
Why was the dog excited about going to the party?
Why couldn't the dog get the apple?
What do you call a poodle in cold weather?
What’s a dog’s New Year’s resolution?
Why do dogs float well in water?
Why was the dog a poor author?
What did the dog say when he ran into a tree?